Tag: funny
group name: happyhedonists
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May 27, 2007 10:49 PM EDT --
First taste of sex
A young man goes to a whorehouse to experience his first taste of sex.
The madam suggests that he start with 69. He decides to give it a try.
The prostitute leads . . . more
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May 30, 2007 09:37 PM EDT --
A guy was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea.
When the . . . more
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July 13, 2007 05:15 PM EDT --
Hard times
Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll become a hooker.
She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar . . . more
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April 09, 2007 02:53 PM EDT --
A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and stops at the foot of the bed that his wife is already in
"this is the pig I sleep with when you have a headache"
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June 25, 2007 07:17 PM EDT --
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They were both extremely good employees - always willing to work overtime and chip in where needed.
Mr. Smith was looking . . . more
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September 09, 2006 01:06 AM EDT --
I'm a regular. I go to the gym almost daily, and have grown to appreciate my fellow regulars. The Gym People. All of them are peculiar in their own way. They keep my attention . . . more
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March 27, 2007 01:48 PM EDT --
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So, I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college . . . more
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August 09, 2007 02:54 PM EDT --
According to the Unicorn Museum (http://www.unicornmuseum.org/index.html), Unicorns are mentioned nine times in the KJV Bible. For example:
"the strength of an unicorn." (Numbers 23:22 . . . more
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May 25, 2007 10:16 PM EDT --
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender can't help but stare at the guy because in contrast to his large muscles, the man has a head that is the size of an orange. The . . . more
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June 18, 2007 08:46 PM EDT --
A husband and wife and their two sons are watching TV. She looks at her husband and winks at him, he gets the message and says, "Excuse us for a few minutes boys, we're going up to our room for . . . more
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April 14, 2007 07:10 PM EDT --
A woman facing divorce after 15 years of marriage, was preparing to leave her house for the last time. She decided to prepare herself a final special meal, for her last one in her home. She decided on . . . more
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December 24, 2006 03:31 AM EST --
One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the inappropriate
behavior that was going on.
So he called one of his angels and sent the angel to earth for a
time.
When he returned, he told God, . . . more
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May 11, 2007 12:24 AM EDT --
A guy walks into a bar and notices a sign on the wall.
HOT DOGS- $1
CHEESEBURGERS- $2
HANDJOBS- $10
He notices a cute blonde walking . . . more
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February 14, 2007 08:37 AM EST --
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk but the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
8. I bought this . . . more
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December 12, 2007 07:59 PM EST --
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
nonaddictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice . . . more
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December 12, 2007 02:03 PM EST --
I got this link from a friend of my mother-in-law's! It's great fun and I hope you all enjoy the fun! I thought it was awesome!
http://www.fluffytails.ca/christmas.asp
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September 18, 2007 04:00 AM EDT --
One of the advantages of being disorganized is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.
A.A. Milne- creator of Winnie The Pooh
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April 25, 2008 10:02 AM EDT --
Tuesday night my husband took me to see the Broadway show SPAMALOT. I love Monty Python and British humor has always been known to make me giggle, so when my in-laws (the most wonderful sweet loving . . . more
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December 19, 2006 08:46 PM EST --
There are some things you can say that will excite any guy on the planet. These things are not them.
You are just like a brother to me.
You're the perfect gentleman
I could talk to about . . . more
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April 11, 2007 11:07 PM EDT --
A man lay on his deathbed and his wife sat next to him. The end was near and they both knew it. The man sat up and gasped, "There's something I need to tell you..."
His wife smiled . . . more
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